Miami · March 2026
19 men · 1 BnB · 4 days of chaos
Full schedule
Ed lands, the squad assembles, and the chaos begins. Shotgun kickoff at 10:45pm, then Kahoot and the Superlatives Slideshow take it deep into the night.
Timeline
Shotgun Kickoff
Ed lands at 10:26 — the moment he walks through the door, it's on.
Kahoot: The Life of Pan
Drinking game Kahoot — how well do you know the man of the hour?
Superlatives Slideshow
Awardees are assigned their drinks. Ceremony begins.
Outfit
Travel · Arrival
Casual arrival fit
Travel comfortable — you'll be on a plane or in transit. Still make an entrance.
Night · Kickoff games
First night casual
BnB games night — no need to dress up, but look alive.
What to bring today
The centrepiece. Catamaran to Biscayne Bay, BBQ on the water, sunset from the ocean. Then everyone showers and boards the party bus for a curated Miami bar crawl. Bus Survivor: who of the 19 makes it back?
Timeline
Breakfast & Mandatory Group Devotion
Praising Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior. Led by Pastor Andrich.
March Madness Tip Off
Champagne and mimosas are unleashed. J bool at the crib.
Basketball Chug Jug Relay
May the best team survive.
Party bus arrives
Board with all your beer for the boat. Bathing suits on.
Set sail — 40-person Catamaran
Biscayne Bay Island, 4 hours. BBQ provided. BYOB. Watch the sunset, play in the water. Return a mess to kickoff a legendary night.
Return to BnB — SSS break
Party bus waits. Shower and get ready for the night.
Miami bar crawl extravaganza
5 stops of chaos. Keep alcohol on the bus to subsidize expensive bar drinks. Bus Survivor — who of the 19 will remain to ride back?
Outfit
Day · On the boat
Boat ready
You're on a catamaran for 4 hours. You will get wet.
Night · Bar crawl
Going-out fit
Smart casual to get past Miami door staff. Miami runs hot — keep it breathable.
What to bring today
Slow morning. Watch March Madness horizontal. Basketball tournament in the afternoon, then an optional run to South Beach for football, ocean, and Ocean Drive at sunset.
Timeline
Slow wake-up
Recovery and rejuvenation. Watch March Madness horizontal on the couch.
Basketball Tournament
Nearby courts in the neighbourhood. Bracket implications.
South Beach run (optional)
Ubers to South Beach. Beach football, ocean swimming, stroll Ocean Drive. Leave at sunset.
Family Dinner at BnB
Everyone back together. The whole squad at the table.
Poker Tournament
Chips are on the table. Dignity is at stake.
Outfit
Day · Basketball
Athletic casual
Playing basketball in Miami heat. Keep it light.
Afternoon · South Beach
Beach casual
Bathing suit base with something to throw on for Ocean Drive.
Evening · Dinner & Poker
Smart relaxed
Family dinner energy — presentable but comfortable.
What to bring today
Wake up like new men. Hardrock Casino pool party in the afternoon — gamble your savings or go nuts at the pool DJ. Party bus rescues everyone at 7pm for sophisticated rooftops and rustic beachfront venues. Ends with mandatory skinny dipping at 4am.
Timeline
Wake up like new men
Ready to conquer the world.
Basketball Penalties
Tournament aftermath. Settle the scores.
Depart for Hardrock Casino Pool Party
The infamous guitar-shaped casino. Gamble your savings or go nuts at the pool DJ. Both valid.
Party bus pickup
Right when you're on the brink of collapse, the bus saves the day. Possible dinner pitstop.
SSS at BnB — final night launch
Bus waits. Then off to sophisticated rooftops, rustic beachfront venues, and more.
Mandatory Celebratory Skinny Dipping
Non-negotiable. You know the rules.
Outfit
Afternoon · Hardrock pool
Resort pool
Pool party at a casino resort. Look intentional, stay comfortable.
Night · Rooftops & venues
Best outfit of the trip
Final night, sophisticated rooftops. This is your outfit peak. Dress like you mean it.
What to bring today
Tap items to check them off as you pack. Don't be the guy who forgot sunscreen.